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[steadier]

Yeah, he's kind of an asshole like that.

[rare Swearamura sighting to combat the ghost of a hoot]

[kuroo]

[appropriate moment of silence.]

it seems like you're moving along just fine.

[steadier]

For now. We'll see how things go at New Year's. I could end up a single dad, or with someone I can't stand for a spouse. Not sure what's worse.

[kuroo]

it may even be an octopus, we've got one of those.

[steadier]

Isn't the octopus married? There's a jellyfish too, though...

[kuroo]

[God dangit, he wanted to give Daichi grey hairs.]

never got that far with it. you'd prefer the jellyfish?

[steadier]

[Oh, he will.]

No. I'd prefer a human at least.

[kuroo]

they'd be hurt if they heard you say that!

[steadier]

How do you know?

[kuroo]

[this could go a few different ways...]

they're mostly human, i think. it's offensive.

[steadier]

You think? Have you asked?

[kuroo]

i'm too handsome for that. i'd end up like one of your mother's seinen covers.

[He's thinking about hentai though.]

[steadier]

Pretty optimistic of you. If they're mostly human they'll probably just turn you down.

[kuroo]

and then try to eat me for making them join a secret social experiment.

[steadier]

I thought they were human. Humans don't eat other humans.

[kuroo]

stop making it technical, they're sea animals.

[steadier]

I'm not doing anything. You literally just said it.

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[kuroo]

so
i haven't met them yet.

[steadier]

Me either, but I'm not just assuming they'll eat me!

[kuroo]

then why don't you marry one?

[steadier]

Why would I do that.

[no question mark because that is in no way a serious question because Kuroo cannot be serious.]

[kuroo]

[back to sq 1.]

see? you feel the same way i do about them.

[steadier]

I don't think they're going to eat me. If they were eating people I'm pretty sure we'd know by now.

[kuroo]

don't people keep disappearing?

[Kuroo separating himself from this, suddenly.]

[steadier]

Yeah but I don't think the octopus thinks to delete the contact from the network before he eats people. If he eats people, which I don't think he does.