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[steadier]

How do you know?

[kuroo]

[this could go a few different ways...]

they're mostly human, i think. it's offensive.

[steadier]

You think? Have you asked?

[kuroo]

i'm too handsome for that. i'd end up like one of your mother's seinen covers.

[He's thinking about hentai though.]

[steadier]

Pretty optimistic of you. If they're mostly human they'll probably just turn you down.

[kuroo]

and then try to eat me for making them join a secret social experiment.

[steadier]

I thought they were human. Humans don't eat other humans.

[kuroo]

stop making it technical, they're sea animals.

[steadier]

I'm not doing anything. You literally just said it.

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[kuroo]

so
i haven't met them yet.

[steadier]

Me either, but I'm not just assuming they'll eat me!

[kuroo]

then why don't you marry one?

[steadier]

Why would I do that.

[no question mark because that is in no way a serious question because Kuroo cannot be serious.]

[kuroo]

[back to sq 1.]

see? you feel the same way i do about them.

[steadier]

I don't think they're going to eat me. If they were eating people I'm pretty sure we'd know by now.

[kuroo]

don't people keep disappearing?

[Kuroo separating himself from this, suddenly.]

[steadier]

Yeah but I don't think the octopus thinks to delete the contact from the network before he eats people. If he eats people, which I don't think he does.

[kuroo]

if he's eating people, it's probably happening at the same time. what if our souls are connected to these stupid things? the other captain would know more about that, though.

[Oikawa was recently sleeping with aliens or something, if he remembers the video post correctly...]

[steadier]

That's terrifying. What if you lose your phone? Do you lose your soul and become some kind of zombie?

[He's not asking Oikawa about that, it'd probably scare him.]

[kuroo]

just be glad we noticed ahead of time.

[steadier]

I've never lost a phone anyway but that's a great deterrent.

[kuroo]

pretend it's your baby from health class!

[steadier]

It demands just about as much attention.