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[kuroo]

you're the one who brought it up! it sounds like everybody's getting involved with each other anyway.

[steadier]

You're not the only person who's said that lately. I think it's all the free time.

[kuroo]

[Nothing at all to do with puberty and growing up.]

it comes with being responsible too. once you get a car and a house and some kids, it's only natural.

[steadier]

[Not even a little, at least not in the case of kids like Tsukishima and Kenma.]

Suga's one of my parents here. I can't take that seriously as a thing.

[kuroo]

[KUROO PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THEM YET, or does he? So sneaky, so gross.]

i became kenma's dad recently, you should take these things more seriously.

[While trying not to laugh...]

[steadier]

[Someone should make sure he knows what's happening under his own roof!]

Yeah but you're a year ahead of him so it's less weird. Suga's only six months older than me!

Besides, I'll be a dad soon too.

[kuroo]

[This is like when little kids make a big deal out of being a half year older/younger than someone -- usually older.]

congratulations! whos the mother?

[steadier]

[Considering 80% of Holly Heights is within four years of each other... yeah.]

It's a mystery. Ask the landlord.

[kuroo]

[kawaii teens,,]

you picked him?!

[steadier]

No! He's the one that picks, we don't all get engaged before we turn eighteen so we can try to choose our spouses.

[kuroo]

it's not effective anyway, if you were curious.

[vague sads.]

[steadier]

Yeah, he's kind of an asshole like that.

[rare Swearamura sighting to combat the ghost of a hoot]

[kuroo]

[appropriate moment of silence.]

it seems like you're moving along just fine.

[steadier]

For now. We'll see how things go at New Year's. I could end up a single dad, or with someone I can't stand for a spouse. Not sure what's worse.

[kuroo]

it may even be an octopus, we've got one of those.

[steadier]

Isn't the octopus married? There's a jellyfish too, though...

[kuroo]

[God dangit, he wanted to give Daichi grey hairs.]

never got that far with it. you'd prefer the jellyfish?

[steadier]

[Oh, he will.]

No. I'd prefer a human at least.

[kuroo]

they'd be hurt if they heard you say that!

[steadier]

How do you know?

[kuroo]

[this could go a few different ways...]

they're mostly human, i think. it's offensive.

[steadier]

You think? Have you asked?

[kuroo]

i'm too handsome for that. i'd end up like one of your mother's seinen covers.

[He's thinking about hentai though.]

[steadier]

Pretty optimistic of you. If they're mostly human they'll probably just turn you down.

[kuroo]

and then try to eat me for making them join a secret social experiment.